Appendix O(rdinary)

A setting lives in the details. Tell me that its characters are as human as I am. I want to know what they eat and how it's expelled. Give me a whole a chapter about someone shitting their guts out (don't). Give me the small things so the large grow and grow.

Redwall by Brian Jacques is right at the top. Perfectly cosy until the rats the rats the rats. What someone eats, how they eat and where they get their food from are oh so important. See also Honoré de Balzac. Bring the white gooseberry wine! Fetch me some rosemary, thyme, beechnuts and honey, quickly. And now, friends, he squeaked, waving a dandelion wildly with his tail, I, Hugo, will create a Grayling a la Redwall such as will melt in the mouth of mice. Fresh cream! I need lots of fresh cream. Bring some mint leaves, too

Moby Dick. Lots about the mundanities of sailing and whaling but here's a few lines about whale brains that I flipped to. In the case of a small Sperm Whale the brains are accounted a fine dish. The casket of the skull is broken into with an axe, and the two plump whitish lobes being withdrawn (precisely resembling two large puddings), they are then mixed with flour and cooked into a most delectable mess..

Catch-22. The idiosyncrasies are marvelous. Think about Orr next time you write an NPC. I wanted apple cheeks, Orr repeated. Even when I was a kid I wanted apple cheeks someday, and I decided to work at it until I got them, and by God, I did work at it until I got them, and that’s how I did it, with crab apples in my cheeks all day long. He giggled again. One in each cheek.

Breaking Bad, The Fly. One of the best episodes in television history. Jesse: I mean literally. It's so gross. They have to lick his junk. I can't believe they even showed it on TV. Walter: SH-SH-SH-SH

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